A perfectly cromulent story for a Sunday morning, I would say.
(Even if I did have to add cromulent to the spelling dictionary here).
An atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear.
The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. The atheist screams in terror，‟ Oh God，help me!!!” An atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. Suddenly，everything--the bear，the trees，the birds，everything but the man--freezes. The man sees the clouds part as a deep heavenly voice reaches his ears. ‟So，all your life，You deny My existence，yet now you call for My aid now that death is upon you? I am sorry，My son，but it is too late.”
The atheist thinks quickly. ‟Well，God，if it is too late for me to become a Christian，how about you just convert the bear?”
Time begins moving again，and the bear immediately stops its roaring，kneels quietly and respectfully，and begins speaking. ‟O Lord，bless this meal in which I am about to partake...”
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