A perfectly cromulent story for a Sunday morning, I would say.
(Even if I did have to add cromulent to the spelling dictionary here).
An atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear.
The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. The atheist screams in terror,‟ Oh God,help me!!!” An atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. Suddenly,everything--the bear,the trees,the birds,everything but the man--freezes. The man sees the clouds part as a deep heavenly voice reaches his ears. ‟So,all your life,You deny My existence,yet now you call for My aid now that death is upon you? I am sorry,My son,but it is too late.”
The atheist thinks quickly. ‟Well,God,if it is too late for me to become a Christian,how about you just convert the bear?”
Time begins moving again,and the bear immediately stops its roaring,kneels quietly and respectfully,and begins speaking. ‟O Lord,bless this meal in which I am about to partake...”
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