Be safe out there.  I'm going to blow off some steam and go carve some large circles around a gasbag.    Two lumberjacks, Bill and Frank...

I have to say that while I am not terribly fond of this kind of story, the punch line made me laugh loud enough to make the dog look up at m...

  Everything was new once.  I once microwaved a chicken.  It actually came out well done but I can't say I would do it again. I once had...

 Oh!  Yeah!  Blog!  Just getting ready to go to the park and bike a marathon.  I realized that I need to stop playing with sprinkler heads a...

 Of course yesterday, walking through a specialty market I grabbed two half-pound bars of chocolate.  I had one at home but forgot.  I was t...

 Sorry Monarch Mommas.  This one is for me.  Your last batch of kids came through and ate every one of my milkweed plants.  One had gotten t...

 Actually, yes, I have.  I generally get enough "windfall" fruit each year to fill the freezer and make enough Fruit Preserves to ...

I'm thinking that while I carbo and Caffeine load, it's time to get up and become a jock once again.   Or maybe life is more simple ...

I was happy with my little farm.  I was planting milkweed cuttings all over my property.  In existing pots, new pots, and in the garden.  I ...

 I mean while we are quoting this kind of pithy thing, I usually say "Real Jeeps have two doors" but that isn't funny, is it. ...