I Just sold my Homing Pigeon on Ebay for the 22nd time.

So it's a solid hour before dawn.  Dark out and comfortably cool.  I'm preparing for a trip around the giant gas bag and hopefully over 26.2 miles on the bike.  I think that's an intermediate workout, but if the "tourists" can keep right except to pass, all will be well. 

ON YER LEFT!



A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. 
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.


I think with the next one, I'll have to admit I'm proving the doctor's point!


 
 Deficiency...

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"That's easy," he replied. "You ask them a simple question which everyone should be able to answer with no trouble. If they hesitate, that puts you on the right track."

"What sort of question would you ask Doctor?"

"Well, you might ask them..."

"Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them.

Which one?"

She thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh:

"You wouldn't happen to have another example, would you?"

"I have to confess I don't know much about history."