I have a time travel joke, but I already told it to you.

 Time Travel.  Yes, I have read way too many Science Fiction novels.  And I have plans for when I finally get that Time Machine.

Or do I have it already?  Do you remember when Freddy The White Rabbit was ruler of the world?

Hmmm, just think about that one for a bit...





 Winter Boots

One December morning, a man walks up to the front desk of a hotel, and complains to the concierge that he couldn't sleep last night thanks to his upstairs neighbor.

They both decide to visit the room above to investigate. 

After some knocking, the concierge opens the door to find a guest who looked a bit groggy; some explanation from the concierge later, the guest apologized and explained that he just flopped on his bed after a long exhausting day, and took off his winter boot which landed heavily on the floor. 

Realizing how noisy it was, he decided to carefully take his other winter boot off and gently place it on the floor.

The manager, confused about the first guest's intent, asks him, "You're telling me you couldn't sleep from that one thud?" The man replies, "I was waiting for the other boot to drop!"