A Twofer! Yep, two for the price of one. Mind you I'm not fond of rude people, especially rude children, but I did laugh when I read the first one!
A teacher was teaching her class about whales.
She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small.
A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn’t possibly swallow a human.
The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”
The teacher replied, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”
The girl said: “Then you ask him.”
Are you goin to fish?
A game warden heard someone was fishing illegality so he arranged to go fishing with him.
They row the boat out into a lake, the fisherman opens up his cooler, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it overboard.
The game warden is shocked, he says, "Are you crazy, that's so illegal!"
Fisherman reaches into his cooler, pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it, hands it to the game warden and says, "Are you going to talk or you going to fish?"