I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

The rule of the day is never ask rude questions if you don't want a rude answer!


A conversation between a man and a woman

Conversation between a man and a woman. She asks him 5 or 6 questions that he answers quickly and easily. She, however, will remain silent after answering a question asked by the man:

    woman: "Do you drink beer?"

    man: "Yes"

    Woman: "How many beers do you drink a day?"

    man: "Three"

    woman: "How much do you pay for each?"

    man: "$ 5, tip included"

    woman: "How long have you been drinking?"

    man: "Ehm ... more or less for 25 years"

    Woman: "So, if each beer costs you $ 5, and you drink 3 a day, it means you spend $ 450 a month, which is about $ 5,400 in a year.

    man: "Right"

-Women: "If you spend $ 5,400 in a year, without considering inflation, you have spent $ 135,000 over the last 25 years.

    man: "Right"

    Woman: "You are aware of the fact that if you did not drink beer, that money could have made you profit, maybe in some bank that would generate interest, and after accounting for the compound interest of the last 25 years, you could even buy a plane?

    man: "Do you drink beer?"

    woman: "No"

    man: "Where is your plane?"