Joe is moving to a new house, and he gets his friend Walter to help load
some heavy furniture on and off the truck.
While Joe is driving the
truck, Walter reads a magazine.
Walter sees an interesting factoid, and
decides to share it with Joe. "Hey Joe, did you know that 90% of all
auto accidents happen within a mile of your house?"
And Joe says "huh...
Well, guess it's a good thing I'm moving then."
A Man Gets Pulled Over By The Police
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where
he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out
late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time
of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
An Open Letter To My Sister, or Whatever Pops Into My Head at the Time...
The second one is hilarious! I totally did not expect that! Well, would really love to know the officer’s reply though. Nevertheless, I always look forward to your posts which never fail to leave a smile on my face. I didn’t get the first one initially but after a second read, I understood that the guy just didn’t understand the concept of moving out to avoid the auto accident.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Marcio! These jokes started out as filler when I was doing the blog every day, but I keep them going on the weekend since I find so many.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah that second one was a riot, it got me too!
I love the second one too. I am the wife… Em
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