Sunday, January 10, 2016

Opporknockity - and A Jamaican at a Job Interview

A family in the suburbs of Connecticut had a young daughter who loved to play the piano.

One day, her parents listened and thought, "We'd better get that piano tuned." So they called up a famous piano tuner named Opporknockity, who came over right away and their piano was good as new.

The very next day, the girl's little brother sat on the bench and banged on the keys and the strings so hard that the piano went right out of tune again.

So their dad got on the phone and asked the piano tuner to please come back over. He sighed and said,

"Opporknockity tunes but once."

A Jamaican at a Job Interview

A Jamaican man wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."

And proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Tree and tree, plus tree makes 9" says the man.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree... "Ere ye go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of them trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire the guy, so he says, "All right, last question.

Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere ye go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog came along and pooped by each now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred!"

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