You know what? This really sounds like a good deal to me...
As he's walking down the street he comes up to a prostitute that says
"I'll do anything for $300".
The man asks "anything?"
replies with "yes".
So the man goes away to the money machine and gets
After getting the money he asked once more if the prostitute means
absolutely anything, yes, but only if you can tell me in 3 words she
He's goes away and thinks for a little bit, after returning he
takes the money out and hands it to her and says "Paint my house"