I saw an elephant crossing the road. I called him a Chicken.

I guess I have a theme today.  Elephant Jokes!  Ok, just two of them.



How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?

Student: Sir can i have a question?
Teacher: Yes!

Student: how do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: I don't know

Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!

Student: how do you put a donkey inside the fridge?
Teacher: It's easy you, open the fridge and put it in.

Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!

Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.

Student: No sir, it is the donkey because it is still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!

Student: no sir! One last question.
Teacher: ok!!

Student: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.

Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party!