I guess I have a theme today. Elephant Jokes! Ok, just two of them.
How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
Student: Sir can i have a question?
Student: how do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: I don't know
Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how do you put a donkey inside the fridge?
Teacher: It's easy you, open the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey because it is still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir! One last question.
Student: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party!