How About a Bunch of Fifteen One Liners?

Not that this blog is setting the world on fire, but I do have some friends that keep sending me one line jokes. 

Those Dad Jokes that I use as titles for these weekend joke posts.

Suitable for all audiences.

I have a file on my desktop on my main Debian Linux Computer that I keep them and when I need one, cut, paste, publish.

I don't really understand Number 6 but here you go!




"Get Thee to a Punnery"

1. Review of the new Mary Poppins themed restaurant: Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
2. Never try to teach a pig to play basketball - he'll just hog the ball.
3. I swallowed a laxative with holy water - I'm about to start a religious movement.
4. I once had a job at an eyeglass store but I quietly quit. I didn't want to make a spectacle.
5. I nearly bought a hill today, but it was a bit too steep.
6. The frog's DNA test revealed that he was a tad Polish.
7. Some people think my puns are juvenile. I prefer to think of them as full groan.
8. I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected"
9. It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
10. The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.
11. What does a spy do in the rain? He goes undercover
12. I once had a job prospecting for gold, but it didn't pan out.
13. I just got a new job at a guillotine factory... I'll be headed there shortly.
14. While was sitting on a bench I noticed a really foul odor - then I realized it was a pew.
15. Athenians hate mornings because Dawn is tough on Greece.