There's a sign behind a bar in Alaska...
"Your tab paid if you drink a toe whisky, fight a bear and make love to a Lumber-Jane"
A guy has been drinking all day and realises his tab might be bigger than his wallet so he asks the bartender about the sign.
"Sure, you just drink a big glass of that whisky with the toe in it, giving the toe a nice kiss.
Then we got a bear that come round back and messes with the trash and you gotta send her packing. Finally, Mary-Jane is the girl with arms like Popeye. Seduce her and you tab is paid"
The guy agrees and gets poured the whisky with the toe. In two gulps he manages to drink it all, then fishes out the toe and gives it a kiss.
Dropping the toe back in the bottle, the bartender says "well that's the first one done. Go see if that bear is around"
Wobbling outside, the man goes round to the trash bins and finds a huge grizzly sniffing around.
"I ain't watching this" says the barman and heads back inside. Through the window there is the sound of growling, shouting, roaring, screaming, clawing and gnashing for about 30 minutes.
Finally the door opens and the man crawls in. "Alright, where's this woman I've got to fight?"
"Your tab paid if you drink a toe whisky, fight a bear and make love to a Lumber-Jane"
A guy has been drinking all day and realises his tab might be bigger than his wallet so he asks the bartender about the sign.
"Sure, you just drink a big glass of that whisky with the toe in it, giving the toe a nice kiss.
Then we got a bear that come round back and messes with the trash and you gotta send her packing. Finally, Mary-Jane is the girl with arms like Popeye. Seduce her and you tab is paid"
The guy agrees and gets poured the whisky with the toe. In two gulps he manages to drink it all, then fishes out the toe and gives it a kiss.
Dropping the toe back in the bottle, the bartender says "well that's the first one done. Go see if that bear is around"
Wobbling outside, the man goes round to the trash bins and finds a huge grizzly sniffing around.
"I ain't watching this" says the barman and heads back inside. Through the window there is the sound of growling, shouting, roaring, screaming, clawing and gnashing for about 30 minutes.
Finally the door opens and the man crawls in. "Alright, where's this woman I've got to fight?"
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