Sunday, June 20, 2021

My best friend David has his ID stolen. Now he's just Dav.

It is Sunday Morning when I am writing this.  

This is the day of the weekend warriors.  Someone goes out and does what they have to do outside the house, move some things in the garage, bike some distance, cut some brush, take out the trash.

Monday is the day of the pain killers, at the best.   Or they end up in an ER because they are immobilized because they are a weekend warrior.  

So I will put on my Coach's Cap and tell you that cross training is really important. 

This dude... he's taken the weekend warrior to the extreme. 


The sailor and the pirate

One day, a sailor met a pirate. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch.
The sailor asked the pirate, “How did you get your peg leg?”
The pirate replied, “Aargh, a whale bit me leg off.”
Next, the sailor asked, “How did you get your hook?”
The pirate replied, “Me crew was in a battle with an enemy ship when me arm was chopped off.”
Finally, “the sailor asked, “How did you get your eyepatch?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a seagull pooped in me eye.”
The sailor asked, “You lost your eye to bird poop?”
The pirate replied, “It was me first day with the hook.

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