Sunday, June 6, 2021

My wife? It's difficult to say what she does... She sells seashells on the seashore

A man walks into a bar, sits in the middle of the counter and orders a beer.

He drinks his beer quietly and then asks how much he owes.

The bartender says, "$3."

The man puts a one-dollar bill in front of him, gets up, walks to the left end of the counter, puts down a one-dollar bill, walks to the right end of the counter, puts down a one-dollar bill and walks out of the bar.

The bartender is surprised, collects the three bills and tries not to think about it any more.

The next day, the same man enters the bar, sits in the middle of the counter and orders a beer.

He quietly drinks his beer and then asks how much he owes.

The barman answers: "3 dollars", a little anxious.

The man repeats the same scene as the day before. One bill in the middle, one on the left, one on the right and he comes out.

The bartender's a little upset, but he's seen more.

For the next few days, the same scene repeats itself every day. The man walks in, drinks his beer, puts a bill in the middle, one on the left, one on the right and then he leaves.

The bartender becomes more and more frustrated, he finds it harder and harder to hold back.

One day, when it's time to pay, the man searches his pockets for long minutes and ends up taking out a $5 bill.

The bartender thinks he will explode with joy when the man puts the bill in front of him.

He opens his cash register, puts down the $5 bill and pulls out two singles.

The bartender goes to the left end of the counter, puts down the first bill, walks to the right end of the counter, puts down the second bill and comes back in front of the man with a broad smile.

Undaunted, the man puts a dollar bill in front of him and says, "Can I have another beer?"

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