Saturday, November 27, 2021

Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

So I've been told that people still think you can open a window in a jet.  Silly puppies!

During a flight in a private jet, three millionaires are talking: an American, an Arab Sheik and a Brazilian.

At a certain point in the travel, they wanted to know where in the world they are. But the American has an idea and says: "I think we are in New York. Let me confirm" 

So he opens his window (believe me, it was a very modern airplane) and put his arm out. "I was right. Just touched the torch of the Statue of Liberty!" 

They close the window and continue traveling. Some hours later, the same question appears again, and the Arab says: "I think we're in Dubai. Lemme check." He opens the window and put his arm out. "Yes, Dubai it is! I've touched the pinnacle of the Burj Khalifa!"

Later on, the same question. The Brazilian finally said: "My turn. I'm sure we're in Rio now." He opens the window and put his arm out.

"Yes, as I said. We're in Rio, my friends!"

"Did you touch the Christ, didn't you?"

"Absolutely not. My hand doesn't reach anything"

"So how do you know we're in Rio?"

"That was easy. When I pulled my arm back my Rolex was gone!"

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