While I am getting frustrated with software that does not do what I think it should, I am feeling generous today. So today I have a foursome of funnies!
And if you are the programmer who decided that a text box can't be a simple text box any longer, I hate you.
Mom, Why is your hair turning grey?
There was once a naughty little girl who was always getting in trouble and she asked her mother one day "Mom, why is your hair turning grey?"
And her mother replied "Every time you do something bad, I get another grey hair."
The girl got a puzzled look on her face. A moment later, the girl starts chuckling.
"What's so funny my dear?" her mother asks to which her daughter replied,
"Thinking of Grandma's hair made me realize that you must have been a really bad girl!"
A guy walks into his local bar with two dogs.
"I didn't know you had dogs," the bartender comments.
"They're not my dogs," the guy replies. "They're my sister's."
"Wow, your sisters are ugly," the bartender says.
On my first day of flying lessons, I looked down anxiously and asked my instructor, “What are all these buttons for?”
He said, “Those are to keep your shirt closed.”
At a party, a young wife told to her husband: That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?
Husband replied: Why should it? I keep telling them it’s for you.”