Sunday, February 27, 2011

A Cardiologist's Funeral - Humor

A good friend Diane is recuperating in the local version of Shady Pines.  The place reminds me of the series Golden Girls where they kept threatening Sophia, the oldest in the group, to be sent to the home when she was just a little too feisty. 

Heck, the place is even called Manor Pines!

In the case of Diane, she's way too feisty to be held down, even in jest, for very long. 

Our Diane is well known for her jokes.  Rarely are there any that we could tell in church....

... that is just the way we like her.

I don't think she will get a chance to read this until she's at home healthy so if you haven't gone to visit her, you'll have to tell her this joke... everyone... over and over.  I am sure she'll blame me for it.

In the case of this joke, it's from my sister, Pat... and I thought I'd borrow it.

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

A huge heart...covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
All the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. 

With all eyes staring at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
I'm a gynecologist.
The proctologist fainted.

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