A cat walks into a bar... And out again, and in again, and out again, and in again

I'm a dog kind of guy, not that I hide that very well. 

Thing is that allergies don't let that change much. 

Right now. My boy Rack is being quiet but he is finding his voice. 

Of course, after seeing all the viral videos of the Shiba Inu in Japan that knows how to bark softly, I have to try to train him to do that.

A Warning Bark in a "small house" does not have to rattle the china.  A simple "woof." will suffice.

Yeah good luck with that, right?  After all, how would you know what he's barking at if you can't hear him?









A guy posts a sign needing to hire someone that can type 60 wpm, use a computer and is bilingual

This dog walks in"Woof!"

The man says "What? You going to apply for this job?"

The dog says "Woof!" Walks to the sign, grabs it and puts it in the man's lap.

The man says "Alright...but can you type 60 wpm?"

The dog "Woof!" Walks to the typewriter and commences to typing perfectly, 60 wpm with no errors. The man is impressed and says "There is no way you can operate a computer though."

The dog "Woof! Woof!" Walks to the computer and operates it perfectly. The man then says "There is no way you are bilingual"

The dog immediately jumps up on the chair, sits on his haunches and goes "MEOW!"