It's amusing to look at my stats on this blog. It's never going to light the world on fire, but I will say that these dumps of jokes on the weekends tend to get read heavily after the first day.
I started putting these up on weekends when I was still writing every single day. I've kept the practice up, and I have people sending me jokes and one liners. If it makes me smile or laugh, I save them and put them here.
Wednesdays, I do some original writing but between you and me, I do feel somewhat tapped out.
However, for today, I'm going to do some one liners. The file I keep here on my desktop is getting a bit full of them.
I heard the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem - he just loves Tibet.
Dreaming in color is just a pigment of your imagination.
French People are so hardcore. They eat pain for breakfast.
I couldn't afford new glasses so I bought a monocle - now I've got 1920 vision.
Back when I worked in mortuary sales I got the top burner award.
Two priests argued over who would serve communion. It was quite an altarcation.
The farmer brought a bucket of milk to church so it could be pastorized.
Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?
I relabeled all the jars in my mom's spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
After buying a new sail for my boat, Amazon told me it was too late to cancel my order. That sail has shipped.
Just saw an excellent play about fishing.... it had a good cast.
I tried calling the tinnitus helpline. There was no answer. It just kept ringing.