Saturday, April 25, 2020

Kevin's Dad Joke Revenge

Ok, so to help keep his business running, Kevin's company had a competition.

Actually this is at least the second since the Wuhan Virus started up and we all ended up eating food from boxes.

Yes, rest of world, welcome to Hurricane Prep and Hurricane Food.   It's a part of why I am making so damn much bread, and had to buy a Pound of Yeast from my normal Wholesale To The Public store via the web.  

Long story, won't get into it.

Anyway, everyone was invited to send in their best one liners and Dad jokes to everyone else.  I don't know if there was a prize but hey aren't Bad Dad Jokes their own reward?

I think so so I put them here, every weekend. 

The Facebook Group doesn't necessarily read them, the count of people actually coming to here from there drops by half instead of the normal Wednesday postings.

But on the other hand, I get comments and complements from the folks who read it via the Wordpress site.

So I continue onward posting these silly things for as long as I get them.  They please me, and I truly do hope they please you.

If not, make a suggestion of what to write about.  Or write an article.  I'll probably post it even if I do have to give it a read first.   Consider me your Editor.

Anyway, here goes!

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Damn.

If this virus is Chinese, I don’t want to see the Original.
Two snowmen in a field. One says to the other “Can you smell carrots”?
Why do fish in Egypt find it hard to face reality? Because they live in de-nial.
How many members of Oasis does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them: one to hold the ladder, one to screw in the light bulb and the rest to ask The Beatles if they’re doing it right.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets!
Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy
My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing? – that’s a site for sore eyes.

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