Ok, if you have been reading these Weekend Jokes that I have been posting for far too long, you have figured out that I love a good Groaner. I also love a good Dad Joke.
This is one of those.
Good news and bad news
A man is driving down the highway on a rainy night and gets a flat tire.
He pulls over to the side of the road to change it.
While changing the tire his wrench slips from his hand and slides underneath his car.
He lies down flat to inch under the car and retrieve it.
As he’s in the prone position, a passing truck loses control on the wet road and runs over his legs.
The man goes unconscious and wakes up in the hospital.
A doctor comes in the room and sits down next to him. The doctor says, “I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The man says, “Ok, give me the bad news first.”
The doctor sighs a heavy sigh and slowly says, “We had to amputate both legs and you will never walk again.”
The man, completely distraught, takes a moment to soak in the news and asks “Ok, now give me the good news?”
The doctor perks up and announces brightly with a smile, “The guy down the hall wants to buy your slippers!”
This is one of those.
Good news and bad news
A man is driving down the highway on a rainy night and gets a flat tire.
He pulls over to the side of the road to change it.
While changing the tire his wrench slips from his hand and slides underneath his car.
He lies down flat to inch under the car and retrieve it.
As he’s in the prone position, a passing truck loses control on the wet road and runs over his legs.
The man goes unconscious and wakes up in the hospital.
A doctor comes in the room and sits down next to him. The doctor says, “I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The man says, “Ok, give me the bad news first.”
The doctor sighs a heavy sigh and slowly says, “We had to amputate both legs and you will never walk again.”
The man, completely distraught, takes a moment to soak in the news and asks “Ok, now give me the good news?”
The doctor perks up and announces brightly with a smile, “The guy down the hall wants to buy your slippers!”
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