So this one here? It's a two fer.
As I like to try to find some connection, no matter how distant or thin that connection could be... this one reminds me of fathers.
Or at least older guys.
A man gets in the hotel elevator
He hears a voice say "going up" and looks around, weirded out that he can't see anyone nearby who would have said that.
But when he chooses his floor, the voice says "door closing" and he realizes it was the elevator talking.
So, after his vacation has ended, he gets into the elevator with his suitcase.
When he pressed the ground floor button, the elevator says "goodbye son".
The man says "how can I be your son? You're just a machine."
And the elevator says "I brought you up, didn't I?"
There was an eighty year old man who went to the doctor for his annual checkup, and when the doctor finished checking him over, he was amazed and said
“Sir, you have the body of a 40 year old, and the physique of a 20 year old; tell me, what’s your secret.”
The old man replies “Well I have a very good relationship with the lord, so much so, that when I go to the bathroom at night he turns the light on for me.”
Now the doctor was just as shocked as you, and as shocked as me, so he went into the waiting room to tell this mans wife the news.
“Ma’am your husband is in great shape; he has the body of a 40 year old and the physique of a 20 year old, and I asked him how he kept in such good shape and he told me that he has a very relationship with the Lord, so much so that when he goes to the bathroom He turns the light on for him. So I was wondering if you knew anything about that.
The wife replied, “Well that would explain whose been peeing in the refrigerator every night!”