Saturday, July 25, 2020

You know what is the loudest bone in the body called? A trombone.

So today, in all its glory, is a twofer.  There's usually a connection between the two, but in this case, I'm trying to remember why I batched them together.  See if you can figure out why?

So an old guy is walking in the woods

He hears a voice "Hey mister!". He looks down and there's a frog on the ground.
"Hey mister" says the frog "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you all night long!"

The old guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket and walks on. The frog says
"Hey mister, maybe you didn't understand me. I said I'm a beautiful princess, kiss me and I'll make love to you all night long."

The old man shrugs, says "Eh, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." and walks on.

A failed wake up call...

In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call.

The next morning, the phone didn’t ring until 5:30. “You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!”
I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line.

“What if I had to close a ­million-dollar contract this morning? Your oversight would have cost me the deal!”
“Sir,” he said calmly, “if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you’d be staying in this type of hotel.”

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