I just read a book about glue. I literally can't put it down!

 I guess that's what you might call a sticky situation?

Dad?  Is that you?  Telling Jokes again?  Ok, so how about this one? 

I don't know about you, but this lady and I could be friends!



An old lady is doing some shopping at the local supermarket (during Covid times when things were in short supply)…

At the register, the cashier points to three cans of cat food, and tells her “Sorry, but we need proof that you actually own a cat, otherwise no sale”. The old lady begrudgingly goes home, and after some time comes back with her cat for proof.

The next day, it’s the same story except now she’s trying to buy three large bags of dog food. The same cashier gives her the same story about needing the dog for proof. Poor old lady goes home again, and this time comes back with her pooch.

The following day, upon entering the supermarket, the old lady holding a carton box with a hole in it, goes straight for the same cashier. “Could you do me a favor, and stick your hand in it?”, she asks. Hesitant but very curious, the cashier does just that, albeit very cautiously. “Umm, it feels like somebody took a dump in it”, says the cashier. “Exactly!”, exclaims the old lady. “I just need three rolls of toilet paper today.”