Sunday, September 1, 2024

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

You know, they always told you to show your work, but there is a wrinkle to that isn't there?


  Refinery Engineers

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a refinery.

A Yankee applied for the same job, and, both applicants having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one question.

The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the Yankee the job."
Bubba said, Why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being Louisiana, and me being a Southern boy, I should get the job!"

The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed."

Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The manager replied: "Bubba, its like this. On question #4 the Yankee put down: "I don't know." You put down, "Neither do I."

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