Why did the eraser add insult to injury? It likes to rub it in.

 I will say that if I walk into a room and the lights are on, I turn them off when I leave.   The timers?  If a bathroom fan is on longer than 30 minutes, I turn it to shorten the time.

Yes, that is how I rebel.



 There was man whose wife was always trying to save money. She used coupons, barely ran the AC, and stuff like that...

...She also didn't like to use the car much, to save on gas, tires, brakes, etc.
Her habit annoyed her husband sometimes.

One day while taking the bus home from work, the man noticed that there was often a lot of traffic and he wondered if he could run home just as fast as the bus takes him.
So the next day he decided to try it.

After work, he headed over to the bus stop, sat down, and put on a pair of sneakers.
As soon as he saw the bus he started running.
He ran the entire length of the route.
And he even arrived home earlier than he usually does.
He thought his wife would be happy.

He said to her, "Honey, I saved us $2 by not taking the bus. I jogged alongside the bus all the way home!"
And she thought for a moment and replied, "Next time, you can save $20 if you run beside a taxi!"