My aspirations are to be stupidly rich in the future.

I'm already stupid so I'm 2/3 of the way there.


And speaking of stupid, get a load of these three guys.  (Its always guys)


Three guys, Tommy, Mike and Leslie, are going to hunt bears.

So they walk around, looking. Suddenly, they see a bear's den. A huge one.

Tommy: Nice. Now, how are we going to get the bear out?

Mike: Hey, I have an idea. Let's tie a rope around me, you two lower me into the den, and I shoot the bear right there. Then I tug on the rope and you get me out.

The other two agree. They lower Mike in. A minute passes, no shot. Two minutes, five minutes... finally, they decide to stop waiting and pull him out.

Leslie: (takes a look) Hey Tommy. Do you remember; when Mike went in, did he have his head on?

Tommy: (thinks for a minute) Don't think so Leslie. If he had it, he sure as hell wouldn't have gone in.

It would appear Mike met a grizzly end