Sunday, September 18, 2011
A Glass Of Wine - In Service to the Community - Humor
Absolutely no need to thank me for this valuable information
I'll be opening up a bottle of wine very soon - great advice below!!
A SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY
A glass of wine...
To paraphrase W.C.. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish poop in it."
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't..
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!