Sunday, September 18, 2011

A Glass Of Wine - In Service to the Community - Humor

 I think Velma was a little thirsty when she sent this one to me.  Now it has me wanting to run the tap through a water filter after reading this one, but you can judge for yourself...

Absolutely no need to thank me for this valuable information

I'll be opening up a bottle of wine very soon - great advice below!!

A glass of wine...
To  paraphrase W.C.. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish poop in  it."   
To  my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...  and  those who don't..

As Ben Franklin  said:  In  wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water  there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully  controlled trials,  scientists  have demonstrated that if we drink  1  liter of water each day,  at  the end of the year we would have absorbed  more  than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in  feces.  In  other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop..

However,  we  do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &  beer  (or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)  because  alcohol has to go through a purification  process  of  boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water  = Poop,
Wine  =  Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk  stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable  information:  I'm  doing it as a public service!

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