Saturday, September 17, 2011

Most Recent Signs about the Bad Economic Situation in the USA

I was sent this list of one liners about the Republican Induced Great Recession and thought I'd share it.  Everyone could use a chuckle, even if a few of these are a little dated.

Most recent signs about the bad economic situation in the USA:

The current down trend in the USA economy has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her all male audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a fundamentalist Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is announcing a 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie will adopt a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. that I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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