Actual 911 Calls From Memphis - Humor

Velma had sent this one to me a while back and I'm sharing it today. 

I guess you could say they walk among us, but they can't chew gum at the same time. 

Here are a few actual 911 Emergency Calls to the Memphis Tennessee dispatch for your enjoyment.




Believe it or not... These are Memphis , TN  's REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.


Dispatcher: Do you have  an address? 
Caller:  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? 


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller :  Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher : Excuse me? 
Caller :  I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? 
Caller :  No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:    My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child? 
Caller:    No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is.......... 

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller:  Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from
Caller:   I'm at a pay phone, North and Foster.

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way.  Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:   No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:   Running from the Police