Sunday, October 9, 2011

To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity - Humor

Velma sent me this one for today.   I got a good chuckle out of it, and have actually done a few of them.   After all, who can possibly resist singing "Kill the Wabbit!" to Wagner's Ring Series?

This is soooo good that I can't resist sending it to you all....I'm going to try it.
 
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...scroll down"


1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ' Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.(Smile hell, I laughed out loud @ #8)
It's Called...THERAPY

Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

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