Sunday, May 8, 2016

Jet Booze

Believe it or not, I never heard this one told this way!

Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia. .

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. .

Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' . .
Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' . .

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze, get completely smashed, and have a great evening. . .

The next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! .

 Then the phone rings. It's Shane.

Shane says, 'Hey, how are you this morning?' . .

Phil says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Shane, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' . .

Phil says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often. In fact I'm going to be having only jet fuel from now on' . .

 Shane,'Yeah, well... there is just one thing.' . . 'What's that?' .
'Have you farted yet?' . . . . 'No.' . . . . 'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in New Zealand'

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