A Woman and her Therapist and also A Speeding Ticket

Ok, never let a little casual sexism get in the way of two good jokes. 

Or Bad Joke - you be the judge.


A Woman Asks Her Therapist About Her Husband's Terrible Temper

The therapist asks, "What's the problem?"

The woman replies, " I don't know what to do. My husband loses his temper everyday for no reason and it is starting to scare me."

The therapist advises, "I think I know a solution. When your husband starts getting angry, just take a gulp of water and hold it in your mouth. Don't swallow until he calms down".

A month later, the woman returns with good news. She reports to her therapist,

"That was a brilliant. Every time my husband gets angry I take a gulp of water and just swish it in my mouth and he calms down immediately. How does it work?"

The therapist answers, "It's not the water. It's you keeping your mouth shut."



And ...



 A Police Officer Attempts To Stop A Car For Speeding...


.....but the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

 The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "Last year my wife ran away with a cop. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"