Get ready for some groaners!
A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage.
He unfortunately lost his case.
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey have the most toxic dumps?
New Jersey got to pick first. - from Law and Order
"Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"
"Underneath my buckin hat!"
I took my orchestra onto a train one day
The conductor was terrible!
What does an astronaut do in his toilet?
Captain's log.
The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven...
But a highway to hell says alot about anticipated traffic numbers.
I'm an expert at killing flies.
I'm a member of the SWAT team
It smells like a henway in here.
Person: What's a henway?
Me: About 2 pounds.
The invention of the axe was a huge...
...breakthrough.
At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds....
...Only 15 pounds to go!
An Open Letter To My Sister, or Whatever Pops Into My Head at the Time...
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