Sunday, April 10, 2022

I started memorizing the digits of pi. Then I realized it was irrational.

 Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "Is this whiskey?"

The other says "Yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank".

A girl from the country

I met a girl from the country a few months back and I think I'm in love.
She is so kind and interesting.
Her name is Sue named after her mother.
She has a great family, they live on a farm and have all sorts of cool hobbies and jobs.
She grew up riding horses and taking care of animals, doesn't she sound amazing?
Her parents were so kind when I first met them, so welcoming!
The most interesting thing I've learned about her recently, is that her dad has trained her to take care of bees.
Right when she told me that I knew she was a keeper.

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