What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Arr, M'atey!

 Talk like a pirate?
Why?
You're reading this, right?
I'm That Guy who was standing on Duval Street in Key West, FL in front of the big church drawing a crowd because I was imitating Hank Hill from King of the Hill perfectly.

I'll tell yew whut, how about some Propane Accessories?



And speaking of imitating someone else...





Two guys are out playing golf

Jim and Dave are playing golf one day when they come to the 8th hole there are two women teeing off.

Jim turns to Dave and says "go ask if we can play through"

Dave takes off towards the two women but only makes it about ten paces before he turns around and comes back

"What's the matter?" Asks Jim

"Well you see one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress" replies Dave

"I see" says Jim as he heads off to ask the women if they can play through, like Dave he takes about ten steps then returns to Dave and says "small world"