Saturday, January 20, 2024

She got her good looks from her father who is a plastic surgeon

 Living in South Florida gives you a strange outlook on life.  That topic that I am using as a joke has been used "In Private" in my presence more times than I care to count.

I can say the same about Los Angeles and the big Northeastern Cities too.

And speaking of using help...

A chicken farmer went to a local bar

He sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” the farmer said, “This is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” said the woman.

“What a coincidence,” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” said the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today, they're all laying fertilized eggs.”

“That’s incredible,” said the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster,” the farmer replied.

The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”

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