One turns to the other, "Wow, pretty incredible." He says.
The other guy leans way over the railing, "Long way down!" He says
This worries the first guy and he tells him to be careful.
'Pfff, no need to fret. They've installed rubber concrete down there.
See, I could jump and I'd just bounce back up."
The second guy, realising the stranger was delusional, was about to move
away when the man threw himself over the edge.
Shocked, the second guy ran to the railing and saw the man plummet to
the ground, only to rebound up and land safely back on the observation
"Incredible! I've never seen anything like it! Is it safe?" The
astonished man enquires.
"Completely." The stranger replies, "I helped design it. You should try
it, it'll be quite the tale to tell your friends'!"
So the second man climbs the railing, takes a deep breath, leaps from
the edge, falls a hundred stories and....splat. He becomes pavement
Just then Lois Lane steps out of the elevator onto the observation deck.
She waves to her companion and apologises for being late.
"I hope you weren't too bored waiting?" She asks.
"No problem" replies Clark, "I've been amusing myself just fine."