He
is informed that there is some merman here plotting to kill the
celebrity, and watches everybody with suspicion. Soon, he is allowed a
break while another bodyguard fills in, and on this break he meets a
beautiful mermaid.
"Hello." she says rather shyly. "Enjoying the party?"
"I suppose," Mike says. "I don't get to enjoy much of it as a bodyguard though."
"Well that's fine. Maybe we could chat for a while until your break's over."
And so they did. It was a fairly long conversation, and they kept talking and talking about a lot of stuff until the mermaid said she had to go. After giving Mike her number, she swims out of the door in a hurry.
Mike's break is over soon after that, and he returns only to find the celebrity dead, the bodyguard dead, and the beautiful mermaid standing over them with a pistol.
She aims the pistol at Mike.
"Just one last thing before I die- why?" asks Mike. "I heard it was a merman plotting to assassinate the celebrity."
"And you heard right." the mermaid said with a laugh. She tore off her wig, lowered her voice, and cackled once more.
"It was all a disguise." said the merman assassin.
I guess that assassin wasn't all he was maid up to be.
"Hello." she says rather shyly. "Enjoying the party?"
"I suppose," Mike says. "I don't get to enjoy much of it as a bodyguard though."
"Well that's fine. Maybe we could chat for a while until your break's over."
And so they did. It was a fairly long conversation, and they kept talking and talking about a lot of stuff until the mermaid said she had to go. After giving Mike her number, she swims out of the door in a hurry.
Mike's break is over soon after that, and he returns only to find the celebrity dead, the bodyguard dead, and the beautiful mermaid standing over them with a pistol.
She aims the pistol at Mike.
"Just one last thing before I die- why?" asks Mike. "I heard it was a merman plotting to assassinate the celebrity."
"And you heard right." the mermaid said with a laugh. She tore off her wig, lowered her voice, and cackled once more.
"It was all a disguise." said the merman assassin.
I guess that assassin wasn't all he was maid up to be.
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