So imagine a world where a person dies, goes to heaven, and gets a vehicle based on how faithful they were to their spouse.
Three men all die at the same time and are sentenced to their vehicle along side one another.
The first man: He was faithful to his spouse every day of his life and never even thought of another woman, so he was granted a brand new Corvette to drive for all of eternity.
The second man: He was a very good man. He Had one moment of weakness and cheated on his spouse but was forgiven and continued to live a life of faithfulness afterwards. For this, he was granted a used Ford pick-up truck to drive for all of eternity.
The third man: This man was intolerable. He had cheated on his spouse every chance he had gotten. For this, he was sentenced to drive an old beat up junker for the rest of eternity.
A few days later, the man in the junker glances down the highway and sees the man in the Corvette crying! The man pulls pulls up and proceeds to ask,
"Why are you crying? You have a wonderful car to enjoy for the rest of eternity! What could possibly be so troubling?"
The man in the Corvette turns and answers in a sobbing reply,
"I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard..."
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