Saturday, January 27, 2018

I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

Two jokes that go well together. 

Or so my mind thinks after having my grey matter fried doing Spanish Language Training and banging it against the wall!

A man picks up a phone in the mall...

A man picks up and answers a phone in a mall. A woman is on the other end.

"Hello darling" she says," I recently saw a necklace in a catalog and I want it, so do you mind if i use your credit card?"

"How expensive is it?" the man says.
"Just $1200."
"That cheap? Hell, get four of them for you so you can wear a different one each season."

"You're so generous honey. Oh, I also want a ring."
"How expensive?"
"Um, only $5000."
"Get two, one for each hand."

"Thank you! Oh, and I also want a new car, it's $40000."
"Sure, why not."
"I love you so much dear! I gotta go, bye."

After that the man looks around the mall and loudly asks, "Did anyone drop a phone?"

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