Two jokes that go well together.
Or so my mind thinks after having my grey matter fried doing Spanish Language Training and banging it against the wall!
A man picks up a phone in the mall...
A man picks up and answers a phone in a mall. A woman is on the other end.
"Hello darling" she says," I recently saw a necklace in a catalog and I want it, so do you mind if i use your credit card?"
"How expensive is it?" the man says.
"That cheap? Hell, get four of them for you so you can wear a different one each season."
"You're so generous honey. Oh, I also want a ring."
"Um, only $5000."
"Get two, one for each hand."
"Thank you! Oh, and I also want a new car, it's $40000."
"Sure, why not."
"I love you so much dear! I gotta go, bye."
After that the man looks around the mall and loudly asks, "Did anyone drop a phone?"