Saturday, January 13, 2018

Where does Poland keep its armies? Up its sleevies.

I don't care for Ethnic Jokes, so I don't generally put them here.  Not that the topic was anything but your basic pun. 

Basically, I have a couple hard and fast rules.  Has to be "broadcastable" on US TV even in a repressed area such as your basic republican red state.

Dad Jokes are good for me.  Your basic dumb pun works great.

Oh and it has to make me laugh, and that's not really a test.  I laugh often.

A man walks into a bar.

The barman asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. So I have decided I'm going to drink myself to death."

The barman looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you commit suicide at all let alone in my pub!"
The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"

The barman leans in and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the pub.

A couple hours goes by and the barman is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the pub with a smile on his face.

"Did you kill the guy?" The barman asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”

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