Yeah I know nasty little groaner for the topic here today. It's similar to a Groucho Marx joke:
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Too bad the TV doesn't rerun those old Marx Brothers' movies here any more!
A boy is walking home with groceries and his border collie and he comes across a pool of toxic waste.
Absolutely shocked at this sight, he dropped his groceries and let go of his dog.
His dog wasn't the smartest, and it jumped into the toxic waste.
The boy's groceries also fell in.
After finally recovering, the boy called the cops to report both his dogs death and the toxic waste.
When the cleanup crew arrived, they thanked the boy for reporting the spill, and apologised because they couldn't find his dog.
However they did find that his watermelon had grown a snout and tail, and seemed to look like his dog.
Suddenly, the watermelon started barking and running around.
Somehow the watermelon he had bought and his dog had combined.
He picked up the watermelon/border collie and hugged it, and it licked him back.
He embraced the melon-collie