Cold is relative.
No really, it is.
You ask someone who lives in a place where they get wild swings of temperature when you don't, they may tell you you're crazy.
But if your dog gets cold, it gets cold, no matter where you are.
In my case, my dog got cold, and so did my relatives. Rack, the McNab SuperDog (TM), handles it in style. He simply rolls up into a dogball and parks himself in the corner.
He does it wrong, but he doesn't care.
Last night, watching an old sitcom, I saw the ritual of the nest. I've got a mat for him to lay on to protect him from the cold slab that the house is built upon. Yes, I know, Cold is Relative. In this case, it's relative enough for me to be wearing a pair of Doc Martins any time I am not in bed, or a shower, or shaving in front of a mirror.
But that's normal for me.
The one time I tried to put my own Docs on my dog's feet, he looked up at me with all knowing brown eyes and basically told me I was an idiot. Taking one foot out of each shoe, he slipped away.
Good for me, I was able to finish dressing. Sitting on the edge of the bed means that I generally have a 46 pound, badger black and white dog weaving his frame in and out of my legs. Like a cat. Which I can't. I'm allergic to cats. That's why we have a dog. A Good Dog indeed.
Who's a good boy? Hmmm? You are!
So as he's pawing on a mat that has to weigh as much as a bag of flour, not having much luck, and basically making a mess, he manages to roll it up into a ball. Then, Plop! He's settling in next to it to sleep.
That Dog Sniffing His Tail position that McNab Dog owners are so familiar with. The tighter the dogball, the colder the weather.
But cold is all relative. My relatives. One in the Philadelphia Area, My Sister Pat at least doesn't laugh
Just a short workout, mind you, only 9 miles, but you can do it too. Come on, it was only 25, and I wasn't crazy. Really I wasn't.
The other one is in the middle of the great plains. The Middle of Nebraska. Les Nessman's dream state. Where it was minus-freaking-25 Farenfreakingheit. Too Freaking Cold.
So cold that it doesn't make too much sense to take the effort to convert the temp to Celsius because it is roughly the same. And my mind may be going from all that cold anyway because I could be getting the temperature wrong, oh never mind, let me have my damn coffee, it's too cold to think about that!
Replace Freaking with whatever intensifier you wish. I have one in mind. Four bold letters. Describes the situation perfectly. Survival gear to go to the mailbox cold.
No. Just No. I'll take solace in that it will only get colder here, and we're expecting two degrees above freezing. Yes, 38F or 2C.
So this is the dry season. How I know is that it has been raining for two days in a row, and my banana tree sprouted a flower that just popped open. Just in time for near freezing temperatures.
The storm forms in the Caribbean, where the water is still warm, relatively. It does that pirouette dance to spin up into what my Sister will be calling a Nor'Easter, and wondering if it will get above freezing before the storm hits there.
Dunno, Pat, I remember once riding my motorcycle this time of year through the NJ Pine Barrens with just a T Shirt and Jeans because it was 70 with snow banks on the side of the road and ice patches in the shadows.
Dress for the Slide, not the Ride.
So it's all relative. I will hide from my cold. You hide from your cold. Here, have some coffee.
Did I tell you that the freeze line is 8 miles north of me? Yeah, Clint Moore Road in Boca Raton according to the National Weather Service is as far south as freezing temps get.
Take that Boca! Hah!