I went bowling with my son yesterday... Next time I'll use a bowling ball, however he was a good sport. It's a shame he went on strike, I guess I'll have to pick up a spare.

When I read this one this morning, I got a big smile on my face.  Ladies just might like this one!





Compliments

This 60 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.

Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"

She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old."

She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 60 year-old ass?"

She says, "Well, your name never came up."



As for this second one?  Everyone has something to be laughed at!




A dad buys a lie detector machine and waits for his son to come home

When the son comes home:
Dad - So you were at school right?

Son - yeah
Lie Detector - BEEP

Son - Okay, okay I was at the cinema with my friends
Lie Detector - BEEP

Son - ....I was having a few beers with my friends

Dad - What??? When I was your age I NEVER touched alcohol
Lie Detector - BEEP

Mom - Hahahaha! Well honey, he IS your son
Lie Detector - BEEP