Who is this General Failure? And why is he reading my external hdd?

Having been in a university library far many more hours than I could count, I can see how this would be a disruption.



A guy asked a girl in a library,

“Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice,

"I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"



You've had a bad day but...

The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.

The flesh eating virus barely touched your other arm.

Imagine what would have happened if your ex-wife had a good lawyer.

The fertility drugs worked 4 times better than expected.

The insurance company said they will pay the full book value of $455 for your 1966 Corvette.

At least the operation was partially successful.

Don't worry about who the real father is, your son's chances of getting a full scholarship just increased significantly!