Ok, this one here... it is just an evil joke! I really do need to find some different ones.
A bus full of senators and deputies crashed and felled down a cliff.
A man happened to be walking by when the accident took place.
The man immediately started to bury all the senators and deputies involved in the accident.
A few minutes later, the police showed up on site.
Cop: What happened?! Where's everyone?!
Man: I buried them.
Cop: What?! None of them survived?
Man: Well some of them said they were still alive and stuff like that but you know how politicians are, I didn't believe them.
I can't just let that one be the only joke today so here's another evil one for you to cringe at!
A married couple are out one night at a dance club.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating!"
Where did you get that cheesy pickup line? Ive been using it since last July! I honestly thought I created itReplyDelete