Hey! Wasn't Talk Like A Pirate Day the other day? Arrrr!
I own a series of vending macines
You know, in parks and stuff, you can get a coke, ginger ale, fanta, etc.
Business was going really well, so well I had to hire a guy to help. Right after I hired him though, sales plummeted.
Trying to figure out why, I went to a few of my machines. The snacks were fine, but the drinks had a weird noise coming from them, like a wailing, crying. It was disconcerting, and I didn't blame people for not buying.
The next month was terrible. I spent thousands having techs look at the machines, switching out the cans, nothing worked. Sales plummeted more, and I didn't have any answers.
At the end of my rope I decided to follow my new guy around as he restocked the machines. I found out every machine he would go to, he JAMMED as many cans and bottles as he could in, filling the machines to the brim. I finally found the problem.
When you squeeze coke, fanta and ginger ale in the machines so tight, of course they start crying-
They become soda pressed.