Couldn't resist that one, especially after working on my Spanish since Dawn.
O La Madrugada, si tu prefieres.
Colonel comes up to the guard post and asks if anything happened during the last shift
"Nothing much sir" says the private on duty "just the spade handle got broken"
"And what were you doing with the spade that it broke, private?"
"Just burying the guard dog, sir"
"What happened to the guard dog, private?"
"It was run over by the firetruck."
"What bloody firetruck?"
"The one putting out the fire in the armory, sir."
Colonel, now visibly shaking in anger, shouts: "There was a fire in the armory? Why the hell are you only telling me now?"
"Well had I told you straight away you would just get a heart attack like the Major did, sir."
O La Madrugada, si tu prefieres.
Colonel comes up to the guard post and asks if anything happened during the last shift
"Nothing much sir" says the private on duty "just the spade handle got broken"
"And what were you doing with the spade that it broke, private?"
"Just burying the guard dog, sir"
"What happened to the guard dog, private?"
"It was run over by the firetruck."
"What bloody firetruck?"
"The one putting out the fire in the armory, sir."
Colonel, now visibly shaking in anger, shouts: "There was a fire in the armory? Why the hell are you only telling me now?"
"Well had I told you straight away you would just get a heart attack like the Major did, sir."
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