Saturday, May 30, 2020

What happens when you play a country song backwards? It gets even more annoying.

Back when the second Bush was president we were ... treated to this sort of humor all the time.  I do remember a rather "large" comic, Larry The Cable Guy saying something to the effect of "Lord, I do apologize for what I am about to do here" ...

just before he was about to tell a joke like this...

And that's about all I remembered about Larry The Cable Guy.

... but I do have this one for you.

Three new corpses were delivered to the morgue one day, each with a great big smile on his face.

The mortician examines each of them and says who they are and their cause of death.

"First body- Frenchman, aged 60, died making love to his mistress, hence the smile on his face.

Second body- Irishman, aged 30, won a thousand euros in the lottery, spent it all on whiskey, and died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile on his face."

The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"

The mortician says, "Ah, this is perhaps the most unlikely of all. Billy-bob, a redneck from Oklahoma, aged 25, struck by lightning".

"Why's he smiling, then?"

"He thought he was getting his picture taken".

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